Follow Me Up To Carlow (Traditional)

My previous band covered this as a Celtic rock tune. Check it out HERE.
I just could never figure out the words to the chorus... so my brain did what it always does...
Here's what I came up with:

Curse and swear Lord Kildare
Fish will do what fish will dare
Now that Williams rubber bear followin' Izzy's car, yo!

Up with Albert's uncle's sword
Ornery gophers by the road
Fish McGill has wiggledy worms, bottle me up the carload!!!

The words to the verses were colorful enough.